A Chaser, Hold the Unicorn

Because I really don't want this blog to devolve into "Tyler, the Bitchy Elitist"...and because my bouts of bitterness are nothing compared to my bouts of whimsy...

I am not the target audience for dragons. We established that. I am the target audience for swingy little songs about summoning primordial beasts.



And a fun fact that puts a whole different spin on this: "mzungu" is a Swahili* word that means "white man".



*or so says the Googletron, anyway.