More from the Internets

Good morning, Tubeites. Time for some links.

• A new Nightmare on Elm Street, featuring a new Freddy Krueger. The creative team behind this one is apparently well-known for its "reboot films". What sound does an empty well make?


• The government decides to shrink the U.S. Postal Service. This all at once makes me both happy and sad; this seems like part of an inevitable move toward a paper-light world, and a herald of some shifts that I can't help but consider unfortunate. It's not as though the U.S. government has a history of handling technological shifts well...


• Comcast interrupts Super Bowl with porn. This is comedy that writes itself...


• Road sign warns of zombies. Viral marketing. Hur hur hur.